The pools are posted, and I’m excited. So excited, I think I’ll post them again.
| Pool 1 | Pool 2 | Pool 3 | Pool 4 |
| Jay L | Sean K | Jeff C | Tyson O |
| Dustin B | Marcus H | Jordan K | Adam K |
| Andy K | Adam Fe | Wade W | Adam Fl |
| Travis K | Tony B | Shawn S | Dave K |
| Kyle F | Zach A | Tony D | Dan L |
| Jake T | Kyle A | Joe E | Phillip Z |
| David B | Justin F |
Bogus is in my pool, and if there’s one thing I know about me and Bogus, it’s that we never run away from a side bet. And yes, we’ll side bet even if we’re on the Bums List. That side bet could be just the thing you need to get off the Bums List, so it’s actually a smart move guys. Bogus, you want some? Sean, you want a piece? I’d love to have you blacked in the GroupMe and crying about how I’m dominating you in the pool.
I expect action from Shane and Wade. Doran, you should probably take a side bet so you remember to submit a sheet. (Also, thanks for not setting your lineup in fantasy. You let the ol’ Grain Belts take a week off from trying and still get the win.)
I have a fun little proposition for you, Lennon. If I win my pool, you owe me $100, if you win yours, I owe you $130, since your pool has one more bro. I feel good about this offer because Phil is due to hit like 4 5-teamers and have a $13,000 week.
Hopefully Phil doesn’t do that, because I’d also be willing to take our pool’s 3-week total against anyone’s.
Mix it up with some of that sweet, sweet side action. As we just saw, winning the tournament isn’t a bad little payday.
The DL
Degenerate League 
Wait a minute. So I run a train on the League last week by picking all Big 10 games and then this week you assholes leave 3 of the Big 10 games off of the sheet so that I’m forced to pick outside of the conference? What kind of rigged bullshit is this? That has to be a Shawn decision. He can’t stand that I’m destroying him in fantasy football, can’t imagine the emotional anguish I’m causing him due to whooping him in this League as well.