Finals are set. David B and Adam Fl completely shit the bed with -$1,000. Adam Fl forgets to even submit. In a fucking head to head match to advance to the finals. Travis sneaks in by going like -$800 or whatever. Fuck all of you. Other than Jay, who continues to hold it down pretty well. Can I make a rule after the fact that if the 3rd/4th both go -$1,000 again, neither gets the $100 and we put it to a pizza party they’re not invited to or something?
To the ding dongs who failed to submit a sheet last week: Don’t do that shit again. That’s no fun for anyone.
To the ding dong (singular) (ahem, Doran) who parlayed a Spread w/ a ML: Don’t do that shit again. It’s an invalid play (－‸ლ)
From the update: Results after week 3 (no excel in SD so it won’t look as pretty). I’d have a lot more commentary and odds and shit, but I’m out of town for a funeral and don’t have a ton of time. I’ll leave for Omaha for wedding festivities just a few hours after I get back, so I won’t be able to mix it up on here. We’ll have to take to GroupMe for the true shit talk.
There you have it. My $900.75 was just a hell of a fucking tease. On the other hand, I did win $20 from Shawn for getting 2nd to his laughable 3rd. Suck it, dick cheeseburger.
Edit: LOL Pool 1 and LOL Bogus for going -1000 when he could have thrown darts at picks and advanced. LOL Wade for being in striking distance and having the leader shit the bed only to shit it worse.
Go Big Red. Go USA. Suck my ass Feez.
The pool play page is updated to reflect the updated totals. This is the last week to win your pool to advance to the semifinals, and everyone is still alive (though Jordan K is trying his best to be removed, with a hot -$2,000).
Pool 1 is fucking dogshit at this point. Pool 2 is fucking nuts. Pool 3 is middling. Pool 4 is pretty solid. If things hold, Pool 2 is bouts to get seed up against Pool 1, which apparently is just what you want. Though Jay’s blind luck streak is probably about due to run out, so that could actually be good for whoever comes out of Pool 1, assuming Jay doesn’t entirely shit the bed.
I’m jazzed to see who comes out of these pools. If I don’t overtake Travis, I plan to side wager on the tournament anyway, with odds, just an FYI.
The pool totals have been updated after one week of play. What a fucked up week. The books must have gotten murdered if us dipshits can all crush it so hard. On the other hand, people were probably fucking idiots and threw it all down on dumb NFL games and lost it all back. Or that’s just me. At any rate, go here to see how you stack up in your pool. You have 2 weeks to turn it around before pool winners advance to the semifinals.