Week 12 Results & FINAL Season Standings

We’ve wrapped up the 2015 DL Season.  Hope everyone enjoyed it.  I know I did.  Even though it took me until Week fucking 12 to generate some goddamm greenbacks.  I’ll be taking that wad of cold hard caysh to Cap City for this Black Friday football match.  Hope to see you all there.  GBFR and fuck the fucking Hawkeyes.  The prospect of 6-6 has never felt so sweet!

WEEK 12:

  1. Shawn S. – $2,465.41
  2. Kyle F. – $1,926.67
  3. Adam Fe. – $1,455.97
  4. Kyle A. – $1,362.78
  5. Cale H. – $1,137.08
  6. Sean K. – $992.50**

**Sean K. edged Jeff C. via tiebreaker.  Just another kick to the nuts in the season-long bludgeoning Mr. Carr has endured.  Hang in there buddy.  You’ll get ’em ne…eh, fuck nevermind.**

SEASON STANDINGS (CASH):

  1. Andy K. – $3,878.87 ($600)
  2. Dan L. – $3,351.57 ($500)***
  3. Jordan K. – $2,984.17 ($400)
  4. Tyson O. – $1,101.77 ($250)
  5. Philp Z. – $776.37 ($150)
  6. Travis K. – $573.09 ($100)

SEASON STANDINGS (POINTS):

  1. Jordan K. – 305 ($600)
  2. Dan L. – 299.5 ($500)***
  3. Tyson O. – 279 ($400)
  4. Dave K. – 272 ($250)
  5. Travis K. – 264 ($150)
  6. Joe H. – 247 ($100)

***All Dangerous Dan L. had to do was NOT go -1000 in the final week and he’d have sewn up $1200 and covered himself in glory.  Instead, he gets a measly $1000, and may as well be covered in piss and shit and loads of smelly cum.  Okay, maybe not.  Still.  Tough break, gingy.***

And finally, for your viewing pleasure, here’s a summary of what everyone earned this year.  Poor Jay L.  If ya see this young whipper snapper moping around town, give him a pat on the back and maybe buy him a Pabst.  He needs everyone’s love and support during this trying time.

Dan L $1,525.00
Jordan K $1,450.00
Andy K $1,100.00
Tyson O $1,100.00
Travis K $625.00
Phil Z $600.00
Marcus H $575.00
Joe H $450.00
Adam K $425.00
Dustin B $400.00
David K $375.00
Landon H $350.00
Adam F $325.00
Adam Fl $325.00
Kyle F $300.00
Shawn S $250.00
John C $225.00
Jeff C $200.00
Zach A $200.00
Sean K $200.00
Matt A $200.00
Wally S $200.00
Bill B $175.00
Tony B $150.00
Cale H $150.00
Wade W $125.00
Tony D $125.00
Kyle A $100.00
Lee B $100.00
Dirk B $75.00
Jay L $0.00
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