If I didn’t take it upon myself to make sure the Huskers pulled the upset this week, I actually would have been okay. But someone had to put MSU in every play to jinx those genuinely classy jerks good. Every week it seems like I’m just this [holds thumb and index finger in front of face in close proximity to one another] close.
Or perhaps it only seems close to me and it’s hilarious to everyone else. Fuck you all. Especially you, Ging. First, for somehow dominating. Second, for getting me all titillated at the impending arrival of Matt A for our Beerlympics blowout only to pull the rug out. Real dick move, Ging. Also, real dick move by you, Mando. Come party you dick.