Hey fuckin douche bags, it’s fuckin Doran wich yo fuckin stone ass cold ass lock of the week. Just fuckin book this shit and watch that moola roll in.
An angle I like this and every other week is to take teams coming off of big upsets or near upsets and play them in every play to sweeten that pot. For instance, Northwestern upsets Penn State? Money line over Wisconsin in every fuckin play this week. NC State takes Florida State deep? Money line over Clemson in every fuckin play this week.
That’s how you get those fat stacks so you can get you some fuckin Ed Hardy so you can fuck classy bitches.
You’re welcome jabronies.