The new odds up, so you can all calm yourselves. I had to wait until Nebraska’s line was up to a bigger number.
Also, fuck Shawn. Baylor runs back a kickoff when they’re already up a million and he sucks out elsewhere and now he’s the greatest capper of all time? Prick. He named his kid after a guy who can’t even kick a 60-yard field goal. Should have named him Sebastian Janikowski Starostka.
To be fair, I’m finding it harder and harder to trash talk. The DL’s masterminds (I know I’m the fat one and Bog does the tech stuff, so I suppose I’m Wozniak and he’s Jobs) are the only two fucks to not yet cash. Jeebus this season has been horrifying. I guess I can fucking trash talk the shit out of Bogus. He hasn’t cashed and he’s second-to-last in season standings. I’m fucking 15th, you bottom-dwelling fuck.
Season to date:
I’ll have the tournament updated soon, too.
Shawn celebrating his victory while I watch: