Two Fucking Days

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This guy knows the DL is about to begin it’s second season. Fuck yes, fellow degenerates. Two God damn days until we get this shit rolling.

That doesn’t mean you can wait two days to do things. You need to start contemplating what bets you’ll place. You need to start wondering which side bets you should make. If you are new to the league and haven’t yet done it, read the fucking 2013 Degenerate League Handbook and play with the 2013 Pick Sheet.

If you have any questions about making picks or anything else that you can’t figure out from the DL HB, ask us so we can get it figured out.

We’ve made a lot of changes to the website, and comments have started going. Get in the conversation. We emailed a link because we want this to be the center of the league. You should be checking this site every day to see what’s up. We’ll have random blog posts, and Doran even has a new Stone Cold Lock of the Week. I’m not linking that one because I want you to take the time to click on it above. You can handle it. But seriously, make this website a part of your daily internet routine, between your um…bell ringing sessions. Follow the blog, too. It’s a lot easier, as if I forget something, like I did on the email, we can just have comments to handle it.

We sit at 25 members, and that’s what we hoped for. You can check out the payouts under the “Payouts and Earnings” Tab above. I think the numbers are pretty close to perfect. Again, we pay out roughly the top 25%, so just get in the top fourth and you’re good to go.

A very important note: Get paid. jcarr888@yahoo.com on Paypal. Pay the man. This wee it is $125. Get it to the man you fools.

If you want action on Thursday’s game, get your picks in Thursday by 5:00 pm. If you don’t want Thursday action, get them in by Friday at 1:00 pm.

I almost forgot to mention, I have odds posted. Since NFL doesn’t start this week, I’m only posting college odds. You’ll just have to hold off a week before losing all your money when the Patriots get upset by whatever guy the Bills pull of the street to play QB. If you move your cursor up to the odds section, you’ll see four areas. For this week, the CFB, Husker Props, and Fake Odds have been updated. I may be adding stuff to the CFB section, and I’ll let you know if this is the case. As we have said, check the website often. If there is something specific you think should be posted, let us know.

The tournament bracket is up. We simply entered everyone’s name in a bracket generator, clicked a randomize seeds box, then it spit it out (you’re going down Dirk B.). The tournament starts September 12th, so you newbies will have a little time to get your feet wet before we start the single elimination tournament. Starting from left to right, each column represents a week, meaning the tournament will take five weeks to complete. We will do two of these.

That should about cover it. Get at us if you need anything. Otherwise, merry football season, everyone!

Fritz, getting ready to have something to celebrate this season:

argos celebration fail

And if you’re not jacked yet, let KB finish you off.

Cornwham

The DL

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